Useless Advice: “Just remember to be fierce and smize,” says cycle 19 winner Laura to the Top Model hopefuls, regurgitating Tyra’s trite aphorisms.Īs a side-note: It was at this particular moment that I realized what a shame it was that such interesting fashions were being wasted on a somewhat-racist runway show which depicted Balinese people literally bowing down to Westerners. This leaves Jourdan and Marvin, the two most infuriatingly immature contestants, to “stomp to the death” (as Tyra says twice) for their last chance at becoming America’s next top fast-food spokesperson (if they’re lucky). Oh, wait-wrong show.Ĭory, we know you said you were uninterested in competing on RuPaul’s Drag Race as your drag persona, Serena Starr, but maybe give it some more thought? It worked pretty well for Raja.Īs a consolation prize, Tyra imparts unto Cory her totally non-analogous story of being cut before a Versace show-and once again proves that she is emotionally tone deaf.

“LGBT HOLLA HOLLA HOLLA!” said Tyra nonsensically before telling Cory to sashay away.

Unfortunately the fiercest femme to ever grace the ANTM catwalk, Cory Hindorff, was eliminated at the merciless hands of Our Lady of Tyra-ny. Shocking Elimination: We last left our models mere moments before their final runway show, where it was announced that one of the final three would be eliminated on the spot. We have a winner to declare but, as always, we must traverse through a seemingly endless labyrinth of predictable reality-TV tropes to get there. I’d like to thank you readers for putting up with caustic commentary. Well we’ve finally made it to the longest hour of my entire life season finale of So You Think You Can Tyra a.k.a.

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